When Rama asked Hanuman "Who are you?".
Hanuman replied as follows:

When I identify myself with my body(Dehabuddhyad) I am
a servant of yours [This is Dvaita Bhava], when I
consider myself as an embodied soul(Jivabuddhyad) I am
a portion of yours [This Visishtadvaita Bhava] and
spiritually (Atmabuddhyad) I am yourself [This is
Advaita Bhava]. This is my firm belief!

deha-buddhyad tu daso'smi jiva-buddhyad tvadamsakah
atma-buddhyad tvamevaham iti me niscita matih

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Yes, I read Pravda. I think it is the funniest English language internet daily in the world. Much, much funnier than Times of India.

Become Republican!

This provides for a lot of laughs, especially before Bush's trip to India.
It would be great if a morcha of people gheraoed Bush, asking to join the Republican party!