There is no GOD but Sachin, and he has no messenger. He delivers his message himself.

This is the only canon in this religion of cricket.

"We have beaten them fourth time in a row, and it felt good", GOD said, after giving the fastest bawler in the world a thrashing that his mom should have given him years ago, and the crowds cheered wildly.

Watching Tendulkar bat is better than having sex, people say, and though I cannot testify that right now, I must admit, watching Saching is very enjoyable. A friend remarked, "If the ball took 10 minutes to reach the cover boundary, I would have no desire to have sex." I concur, wholeheartedly.

So let Jesus and Kalki take a hike on their white horse, GOD has descended to be with us, to show us the path of upholding the good while punishing the evil without getting involved in the very act. His dominance over the Paki bowlers who were sweating bravado before the match, was never in question. Akhtar was taken off the attack after his first over. I hope he is permanently scarred because of that.

The demi-gods flashed their scintillating blades and thundering volleys as well. Zaheer made short work of Latif and Anwar. Who said Bharatiya bowlers did not have khunnas? Yuvraj showed the Paki pace trio what their real worth is.

This is all I want now, and I will be rolling in delight. I want Atal Bihari to make a call to Musharraf tomorrow and say, "Cricket mein to haar jeet hoti rehti hai. Khair, agli match jeetne ka prayas karna. Varna jo Kenya jaisa sadharan sangh bhi kar saka, vah tum nahi kar sakoge, aur ye ati sharm ki baat hogi." Click

PS:

Friend: everyone has posted only on indias win, everyone.
Friend: hehe
I: It's not about India's win.
Friend: It so is.
I: It's about India's win over Pakistan.