uniquecyberprincess: Hi... you there?
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onkar: hello
uniquecyberprincess: hold on aa minute. be right back
onkar: how are you?
uniquecyberprincess: ok im back. sorry about that. still theree ?
onkar: yes i am, do i know you?
uniquecyberprincess: a/s/l (age sex location)? lemme look at your profile
uniquecyberprincess: im 27/f/los angles
uniquecyberprincess: so what have you been up to onkar?
onkar: nothing much, working.
onkar: what are you upto?
uniquecyberprincess: cool. i was just hangin out watching ttv. i was getting kinda horny
uniquecyberprincess: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
uniquecyberprincess: was that a yes?
onkar: hmm?let's see
uniquecyberprincess: ill jusst take that as a yes
onkar: haha..
[this is the point where i was convinced, this is a bot. now, the aim was to find out the depth of its response stack]
uniquecyberprincess: tell me what you want me to do with you will i slip out of my panties
onkar: so, los angeles is in spain or something? the name sounds spanish.
uniquecyberprincess: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand <- censored ->
onkar: namaskar, mumbai doordarshan var aaple saharsha svagat aahe.
uniquecyberprincess: oh it feels so good. Im holding your <- censored ->, my hiny red fingernails dig <- censored ->, while my full, soft lips <- censored ->
uniquecyberprincess: open my website so you can look at mme while im <- censored ->. use the link in my profile!
uniquecyberprincess: what do you tink of my pics?
onkar: you're a bot.
uniquecyberprincess: shit the phone. dont stop <- censored ->. hold on...
onkar: : haha
uniquecyberprincess: sorry, I have to ake this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for lisa
onkar: wow.
onkar: whoa, you had me till the a/s/l part...
onkar: why am i typing this even?

note: The underlined statements were test statements.

Now, for the serious stuff.

Eliza is the chatbot that is embedded in EMACS, yeah, thats the EMACS shrink. It's not very advanced, though. It's kinda easy to make out that Eliza is not a human. But there are other people who have a keeda and do stuff like this...

Jenny18 - A Cybersex Bot Implemented in Eliza

Start, a kickass bot programmed by the MIT AI Lab of RMS fame.

There is a exhaustive list of chatterbots at the Turing Test page.

Anyone[read: NTU junta] interested in this and having any bright ideas, contacte moi.