Insecure Indian Females

I read Suku's blog today, I was drunk on my own fecundity to come up with goofy shit then. My moronic comment on her post notwithstanding, I have something more to say. Since Suku turned down my request to post another comment on her blog, lest I drool again, I decided to write about it here. Haha, she'll be hopping mad when she sees this. {Actually, Suku did no such thing, and hopefully she will not be cross.}

Let's take Rohan. He is in "love" with Rohini, has made up his mind to make a serious commitment to her. Now how does he go about it?

Case A - Chances are that Rohini has an idea how he feels, and she might or might not be receptive. If she is, then she might show some behavioural changes that would make Rohan's job of declaration a lot easier. If she is not, her behaviour would change accordingly. If Rohan reads her right, he will realise that she is not interested, and then might give up or engage in other measures. This approach is usually used by the more emotionally evolved people.
Case B - Rohini has little idea how Rohan feels, so Rohan sits down with her and they have a discussion where they discuss the possibility of having a relationship. Maybe it does not include powerpoint presentations or a slideshow, but at any rate, it is more than just a few words. This is usually how more intellectually evolved people would handle it.
Case C - Since most people are both emotionally and intelligently evolved, the most common case is a mixture of the two approaches. But at any case, the declaration of long-term affection is hardly ever a phrase.
Case D - This is the filmy case where affection is literally thrusted down the female's throat. Where the male says the phrase in question as many times as humanly possible and engages in ape-like bravado while making unrealistic promises of sacrifice that would put most politicians to shame. As you may have realised, this case has simply been added to provide comic relief.

NTU geeks refer to Case D as a DoS attack. Surprisingly, this filmy method has proven increasingly effective with NTU females, which shows the sorry state of emotional security that indian females in NTU live in.